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Life before..

When I was a kid, I didn’t have a laptop, iPod, iPhone, PS3, Wifi, cellphones or designer clothes and branded shoes. I played outside with friends, bruised my knees, made up stories and played hide and seek. I drank from a garden hose. Bathed in the rain and swam in the resulting flood. I slept in a crib with lead lined paint. Toys were sticks, rocks or flattened bottlecaps. Plastic toys were a luxury only the rich could afford. A matchbox was not a toy car, but something to start a fire with. I ate what my mom made. I would think twice before I say “no” to my parents! Life wasn’t hard, it was good & I survived. Re-post this if you appreciate the way you were raised.

Sa text..

man : “aylabyu hon.”

wife : “ulul! aylabyu mo mukha mo! gumaganyan ka pa ha.. ano kailangan mo? ganyan ka lang naman pag me kailangan ka eh!”

man : “grabe ka naman. sasabihin ko lang sana na pauwi nko, LRT na”

wife : “LRT? O bahay ng kabit mo? Kaninang 5 pa ang tapos ng trabaho anong oras na!? 6:30 na LRT ka pa lang? lokohin mo lelang mo!”

man : “talaga naman eh. ano nga pala ulam?”

wife : “wala”

man : “sige magpapabili na lang ako sa katulong mamaya nung pritong manok sa kanto.”

wife : “aba tignan mo nga naman ano.. andito naman ako sa katulong pa magpapabili. mas gusto mo talaga kausap yung katulong kesa sakin eh ano?”

man : “o sige, ikaw na lang bumili para sakin”

wife : “aba tarantado to ano ako utusan mo?”

man : “sige ako na lang bibili ng ulam natin”

wife : “oo ganyan ka naman eh, pag wala nang ulam bibili ka ng para sayo lang.”

man : “sabi ko ulam NATIN”

wife : “ulul!”

The mistakes of marriage

Man goes into a marriage, praying his wife will never change.

Woman goes into a marriage hoping she can change her husband.

They both get disappointed.

What a nice day

I always say this.. whenever the weather is gloomy.

No point in feeling miserable in a miserable day.. if there is no sunshine.. I will be my sunshine. 

Leave the house looking up and say “what a nice day.. then point up to Him and say.. YOU DA MANNNN!!!!”

We will never get what we want. Only what we deserve
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